Hi! Welcome to my Simply Complicated blog. This is my personal diary where I write about my life, the happenings around it, and the people in it . I live 10 minutes outside of Washington D.C. with my brand new wife and chihuahua Kujo. Sometimes I write about love, food and places I wish I lived but I don’t. I have a psycho obsession with cheese, chipotle and coffee and it’s not getting any better. I’ll end this now because you’ll judge me anyway. :)

Whistles & bristles,
Chanel

Category Archives: Bitch-Fit

Things That Are Annoying The Crap Out Of Me

via For starters I’m extremely emotional this week and every little thing feels like a porcupine crawling under 3 layers of my skin. I woke up this morning way earlier than I needed to. The sun was still golden (remember I work a night shift). I ate breakfast and packed my lunch. Within the first [...]

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Blog Redesign Meltdown

So really. If you haven’t noticed, then that means you don’t come by my blog daily in which case I don’t blame you because I’ve been quiet boring.  I have had up a maintenance mode page since Thursday or Friday in my attempt to “redesign” my blog.  I have downloaded countless pre made themes and [...]

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Tuesday.

Srsly. I wasn’t even planning to write anything extra today but the craziest thing happened to me. I’m on my way to work and my car breaks down in the middle of a busy high way (talk about scary). I turn on my blinkers, and then I panic. All the cars are pulling right up [...]

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I’d kill for this…..

Count down until I can clog my arteries: 20 Days! 1,728,000 seconds 28,800 minutes 480 hours 2 weeks (rounded down) 0 people like this post. Like 

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4 more days!!!

In four days I will be taking my first vacation in THREE YEARS! Can you believe that I haven’t stepped foot into an airport since I was in college? WOW. I guess this is what being an adult is about?  Well, I hate it.  When I was younger I flew to France, Morocco, Monaco, Texas, [...]

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