To: Economy From: Mrs. No Hope I know you are having a tough time due to some incompetant past politcal people (cough President) and now you are drained. However, can you find it in your tiny little heart to open up some opportunities for me to advance in this life? Pleaseeeeee. ————————————————– Dear Rain, Do you [...]
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Dear Kujo,
Wow. Time sure has flown by! It seems like yesterday when I was searching online for the perfect addition to my life. Growing up as an only child got lonely at times…especially having a dad who hates animals…but I knew as soon as I left for college that I would find you. The day I drove [...]
DEAR APRIL.
Please pull your emergency break!!!! I have 10 days until I get married and it seems like yesterday when I was just filling out the application. Srsly, I went to sleep and woke up and 20 days had gone by. I have never witnessed a month go so quickly and I feel like you are being [...]
Dear Pink Sony Vaio,
I know that I haven’t always cherished you the way I should. I don’t clean you very often. I eat chicken and then wipe all the grease on your keys… but I’m just asking you to dig deep in all the love you have for me and find it in your heart to turn back [...]